Tuesday, July 29, 2025

The insane theory of the doppelganger Brigitte

So this is all very interesting speculation, but I don't think Candace Owens has thought this through.  If Brigitte Macron was born a man (which for the record I don't believe but I am willing to entertain the thought just out of amusement), then who was the mother of her three children?  I haven't heard Candace's opinion on this but I think she needs to have one or else retract her claims.

The first theory was that the mother was Catherine Audoy, but this cannot be correct because she has never had any children.

The current theory among the insane people is what I am calling the doppelganger Brigitte theory.  It goes like this.  The original Brigitte Trogneux was born on April 13, 1953, probably in Amiens.  There are no pictures of her (she is not the little girl in the 1953 family photo) and she never went to school.  She died in unfortunate circumstances about 1960 or 1961.  There is no death certificate or other proof of this death.  This supposedly left an identity for someone to assume later.

Brigitte #2 pops up.  Her name was Brigitte Auziere and she was supposedly born in 1953 in Eseka, Cameroon.  She would be Andre-Louis Auziere's little sister.  The theory goes that Andre-Louis Auziere never existed but Brigitte Auziere did exist.  Of course there is no birth certificate. The conspiracy theorists give her the nickname "Proba" (meaning probable).  This "Proba" hides out in Cameroon until 1962 when she pops up in Amiens, just in time to go to school to replace the original Brigitte.  This Brigitte #2 was the one who got married on June 22, 1974.  Let's not talk about the supposed groom right now.  This Brigitte #2 was supposedly the mother of the three children.  Then after 1984 after the birth of third child, Brigitte #2 disappears.

Oh there is supposedly one tiny piece of evidence that Brigitte #2 existed.  At the wedding of JMT and Veronique Dreux in 1980, a witness signed her name as "Brigitte Auziere".  (But isn't it more likely that JMT's sister signed it?). 

Did I mention that this theory is insane? But this is the best that the brigittologists can come up with.

        

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